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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Spock eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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