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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bob eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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