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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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