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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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