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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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