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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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