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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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