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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Gus eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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