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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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