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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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