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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rocky eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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