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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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