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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Murphy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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