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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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