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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Toby eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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