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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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