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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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