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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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