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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Poppy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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