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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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