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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Frodo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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