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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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