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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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