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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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