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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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