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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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