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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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