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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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