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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Weasley eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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