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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Trotsky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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