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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Kirk eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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