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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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