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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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