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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Izzy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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