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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Peanut eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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