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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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