Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.