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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Murphy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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