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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Murphy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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