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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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