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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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