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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Simba eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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