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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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