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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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