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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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