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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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