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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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