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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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