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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Trotsky eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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