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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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