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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Kirk eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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