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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Pebbles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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