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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Izzy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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