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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Champ eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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