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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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